Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Racial equality.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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