what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

a chinese man pays the full price

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What is green and slow Grass.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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