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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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