Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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