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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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