- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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