Obama lin Baden.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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