- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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