Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's up? Your time.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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