Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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epic win?

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Women's Rights

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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