- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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