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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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