How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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David Cameron

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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