- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Whose your daddy? Not me

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