- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

In soviet Russia...things are different

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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