- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Eric is gay Ha

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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