- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

what are you mike bibby?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Beka has AIDS

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

He--Hey guys

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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