- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Matthew Wyckoff

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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