- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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