- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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