- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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