- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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