- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Yanter, Look it up

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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