- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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