- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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