why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Anti Joke

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