Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Albert <3 Hunter

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Wanna hear a joke? no

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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