What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

penis. nuff said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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