- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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