Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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test test

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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