Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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