- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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