roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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