The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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