whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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