A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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