- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Actually it was me Josh brown

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

civil rights

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Weaner

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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