- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

The queen having a shit

Turkeys are obese

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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