- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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