What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Do the roar!

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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