Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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