- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

civil rights

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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