- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Feminism

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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