- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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