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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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