- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

That's illegal What? Your mom

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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