What is green and slow Grass.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

rent a cops

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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