My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is green and slow Grass.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

rent a cops

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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