Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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poopy is poopy

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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