- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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