Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

12 niqqa 12.

jd and zach loves vigina

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A guy walks into a bar

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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