A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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