- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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