Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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