Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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