- Anti Joke

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"