- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Neither did she.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

I forgot what i was gonna say

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