- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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