What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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get in the car.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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