roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Tunechi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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