- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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