Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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