- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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