- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

13 =B you just learned something

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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