- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

u know whats a crime? rape

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

richard is fag

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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