Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

He--Hey guys

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

penis. nuff said.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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