what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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