- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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