What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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