- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

salad days!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Hail Hitler

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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