Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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He--Hey guys

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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penis. nuff said.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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