Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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