What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Anti Joke

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