What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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No your aunties a joke

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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