- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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