What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Anti Joke

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