- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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