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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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