Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Anti Joke

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