- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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