Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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