a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Yes

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Anti Joke

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