- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Dwarf Shortage

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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