- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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