- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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