What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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