- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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