- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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