- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.