What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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