- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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