A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

VITAMIN C!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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