- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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