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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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God is real.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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