- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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