Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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