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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Emily Walker.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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