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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

If the 49ers won the superbowl

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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