Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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