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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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