- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Please ignore this statement.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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