- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How old are you? 7

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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