A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Your mother is so fat.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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