- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

being sober in a bar fight

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Roses are red Im adopted

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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