What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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