- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Happy Monday!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

read this sentence again.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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