what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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