what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

You know whats annoying? Steve

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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