Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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