- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Indians

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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