- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Tucker Rivera

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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