What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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