- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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