- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

No antijoke here.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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