- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

my penis

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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