- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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