What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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