- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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