- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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