What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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