- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Cripples are lame.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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