Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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