What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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