why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Jordan is pregant

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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