- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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