- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Equal rights!

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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