- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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