What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Anti Joke

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