Knock Knock Who's there

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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