Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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