What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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