- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Matt is a Duster!

this website is a bad joke

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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