How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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