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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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