- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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