Kevin and Ramin

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

someone called someone else a frog

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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