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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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