- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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