- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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