- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Please don't shoot me

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

no really what are ur names?

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

This is not a joke.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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