knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Gay rights.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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