- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Female Orgasms

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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