A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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David Cameron

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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