Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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