How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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