Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Women's rights.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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