- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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