- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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