- Anti Joke

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.