Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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