Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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