Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Dwarf Shortage

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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