Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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My cat just died.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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