- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

quantum physics?

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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