- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

whats worse than failing your maths test?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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